Quotable Quotes

"A kiss is a lovely trick, designed by nature, to stop words when speech becomes superfluous."~ Ingrid Bergmen

-We should totally go to Applebees.

-[Horrified look] Huh?

-Well, not now. Later.

-Oh [pause] yeah. I've always wanted a daughter.

-Ohgodno.

(get it? Applebees-Have Babies)

~Conversation amongst friends.

"I want to crush you up and make perfume out of you." ~ Alan